If A Physical Package Is A Must!
If you must send a physical letter or package...We find carrier pigeon is the most reliable. You send your carrier pigeon to latitude 41.948463, and longitude -87.655800. Trust me, it’s more reliable than Chicago Postoffice
If your carrier pigeon can’t fly that far , or your package is too heavy for a pigeon, we can work it out. .......... Please send short rib sandwiches, if you have to send anything at all.