Team
We are a small but mighty two homo sapien team. Like Scylla and Charibdis:
- El Presidente And Dictator For Life
- Vice President And Consigliere
How do we run a successful organization like this with only two people? It’s easy; the Vice President is easily distracted and that makes conflict resolution a breeze. Veto power resides below and the fiery engine that drives the bus resides at the top. Trust is omnipresent, skepticism is healthy, and eventually everything gets done with enough prodding.
We do not have any job openings at this time. Who are you to think we’re hiring? Unless you’re in the short rib sandwich preparation business…
We do accept exceptional rabbits and cats as interns from time to time. These internships provide invaluable experience and open many plentiful doors of future opportunity for our furried brethren.. All Internships are unpaid, obviously, and no we won’t reimburse you for the sandwiches. That’s called tribute.
And actually calling them internships is only tangentially related to actuality; rather, if you’re looking for creative or technical experience, and you’re eager to do heavy lifting, send a pigeon and maybe we’ll think of some opportunities.